Saturday, January 3, 2009

Recognizing Realities

  • August 27, 1989 - age 18. Too old for Seventeen Magazine.
  • May 22, 1992 - age 20. I would never be on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
  • May something, 1995 - age 23. No longer eligible for collegiate athletics.
  • August 27, 1995 - age 24. Too old for The Real World.
  • March 8, 1996 - age 24. I would never be Miss America or any Miss.
  • December 2, 1999 - age 29. I hate school.
  • February 10, 2000 - age 29. I should have worn more bikinis.
  • September 1, 2000 - age 30. Oklahoma may not be the only place in the world.
  • September 9, 2005 - age 34. Some things don't get fixed, but friends surface like cream.
  • January 3, 2009 - age 37. Listy, sell-out, blog cliché.

1 comment:

  1. You forgot one:

    January 5, 2009 Didn't have a clue who the folks were on the covers of Teen, Seventeen, and YM. And sometimes even Cosmo.

    ~Tracy

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