Thursday, April 2, 2009

Bocal Sandwich

Last night I went to a school meeting and made comments that I wasn't ready to make. I drew blank and felt caught with my pants down. Instead of terror, some folks read passion in my voice. I guess that's better? In any event, I woke up with "I should have said this instead" thoughts. At the school this morning, a few pals said they appreciated my emotional honesty, which totally grossed me out because, as Anneliese pointed out in a meme, this is the Midwesterner's nightmare.

Later, I went to pottery and busted out the bottom of a casserole dish that otherwise would have been awesome. I'd worked on the dish for, oh, a month of classes. On the bright side, I still have an intact casserole dish lid. Now, what am I going to do with that?

The day wasn't a total loss. Anna and I went to the Maderas Bassoon Quartet performance, which was the finale of St. Philip's In the Hills Lenten Recital Series. Even if it wasn't a Lenten recital, you could have guessed the host was an Episcopal church based on the music hall's decor. Check it out.

The deep burgundy velvet draping, the gold gilded alter behind the piano, and hanging from the exposed industrial metal beams? Chandeliers. These are my peeps. No one questioned how enjoying this little concert helped us with our meditations in reflection of the sacrifice of our savior, Jesus Christ. Also, the quartet itself had just the tiniest hint of irreverent attitude. Take, for example, this excerpt from a bassoonist's biography:
Cassandra Bendickson first became enthralled by the bassoon when a curious group of four bassoonists gave a concert ... . She passed the time until her hands could finally fit the Great Bassoon by playing lesser instruments such as piano, viola, and clarinet. Finally, she could grasp the beast.... She is currently enslaved by the mantle of graduate studies in the great quest of Bassoon Mastery.
Can you believe that!?! She didn't even mention me. All will be forgiven in time and just to show my own good will towards her, I'm providing a little lesson on the difference between a bassoon and an oboe, which is apparently a sticking point.
  1. You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.
  2. A bassoon is better at a camp site because it burns longer.
  3. A burning oboe is useful when setting bassoons on fire.
  4. Bassoonists form very tight social bonds with other bassoonists because they are far too exclusive to mingle with other instruments.
I kid, of course. And I'm a hack. These must be the only bassoon/oboe jokes out there and I'm sure bassoonists are weary of them. I do realize this is a sensitive topic. I think the main difference is the bassoon is totally twisted. Seriously. See?*


Did I mention my jeans were too tight all day long? Oddly, they only got tighter as the day extended to night. I ended the day so overstuffed with melted cheese that no amount of metabolism in the world can take care of the bloat. If today were a sandwich the bread would have been livestock fodder, but the meat would have been hearty and uplifting.

* These images were totally stolen from here and here.

4 comments:

  1. "Emotional honesty"? We call that "blubberin'" where I come from, or "carryin' on" if it's polite company.

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  2. So, you know how totally humiliating this! It might surprise you to know that you can't crawl under a rock after such a debacle? Ya. True that.

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  3. Oh my.. I just laughed out loud in the music library! How did you find that stuff? I didn't even know such a thing as uncyclopedia existed!

    I think this one's my favorite:
    "The main reason bassoons kill is for the hell of it, besides, those saxophones had it coming. "

    I can't thank you guys enough for coming. It was really above and beyond and lunch was a blast! :)

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  4. Still using all your evil powers for good, I see. You rock ;)

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